Name something you do with your wife that you can also do with your dog. What would you do if you saw your husband's picture on a dating site? Name something specific you do at sappy movies. After a man sweeps you off your feet, where do you hope he takes you?
We asked single men Oh no -- you just found out your hot date has a what? Name a phrase Santa Claus uses a lot that he might say during a romp in the bedroom. Name something you'd like someone to do to you from your head to your toes. Name something grandma might do if she caught grandpa smoking marijuana. Name something a woman does for her baby that her man might say, "Me next.
Name something you'd be surprised a group of women would do as you walked by. When flirting with a guy, name a part of his body you should lightly touch.
Name something you do when you realize you've run out of clean underwear. Name a superhero whose tights you'd love to get your hands into. Name a part of her body you'd be shocked to hear your grandmother got pierced. On the Fourth of July, name a part of her body a stripper might shoot a firecracker out of.
Name something a cowboy might say he wants to be buried with. Name something a man says was worth giving up half of to get out of a bad marriage.
The good news is, you booked a commercial for a new men's product. The bad news is, it's for what? In a prenup, a man might stipulate that his wife is not allowed to use his what?
Name a form of transportation in which people do the deed. Name someone you're glad you only see about once a year. Name something of your wife's you pretend isn't horrible. What might a woman bring with her on a date that would make it a date from hell? What would you do if your dinner date says he forgot his wallet? On a first date, name something a man should have to tell you he has. Name something a man would need to be a Steve Harvey impersonator. Name something your man needs a pair of.
Fill in the blank: Eve might say to Adam, "Does this fig leaf make me look" what? Name something that might accidentally fall into the toilet. Fill in the blank: If I'm trapped in an elevator with one other person, I hope they don't what?
If a male stripper called himself The Fireman, name something he'd use in his act. I wish I could teach my dog to bring me a what? Name the first thing you'd do if you woke up in the city morgue. Name something of yours that might get cut off. Name a part of a person a cannibal family fights over at Thanksgiving dinner. Name something a woman might tell a man he's good at even if he's not. Name something you should never say to a woman that starts with "You look Name something you love about men's underwear.
The magician might say to his assistant, "Keep your hands off my" what? Name something a man does for his dog that a woman might do for her man. Name something a hospital patient hopes the nurse doesn't do to his bottom. Name something you'd pretend to give up for the woman you love. Name something you enjoy doing at parties that you would like for people to do at your funeral.
Fill in the blank: Susan had an easier time attracting men after she got what? If there was a church for men only, what might the members say it's okay to do on Sunday? Other than a car, name something of yours you might say has a lot of miles on it.
Name something specific that only your man is allowed to do to your behind. Name someone who might yell at you and all you can do is suck it up. Name something that might happen to Humpty Dumpty on Easter. Name something that looks great on a woman that wouldn't look good on you. A married man might say, "My wife treats me like a dog. She even bought me a" what? Name something a short man does to make himself look taller.
Name something you want for Christmas that's too big to get down the chimney. A woman might tell her man, "You don't like me if you don't like my" what? Tell me something a woman might do before she tells her husband she wants a divorce.
Fill in the blank: A man might tell his wife, "You have your mother's" what? Name a musical instrument an octopus could play the hell out of. Name something Steve Harvey would look extra sexy in. Name something you just can't get enough of.
Fill in the blank: I like nothing more than a good piece of what? Between us, name something an ex-girlfriend was better at than your wife. Name something your husband spends more time doing with the dog than with you.
Name a question a boss would ask a worker while they're hooked up to a lie detector. Name something people dunk their doughnuts in at the old folks' home.
You might sit on the back row at church so no one can see you do what? What's the first thing you do when you hear a strange noise in your home?
Your relatives just showed up at your house unannounced. What's the first thing you do? Name something you put in your mouth that calms you down. Name a place a man might be where he'd hate to see his wife walk in. Name a way a mean wife might wake her husband up in the morning.
Name a place you go where you crave to misbehave. Name something a man might do when he sees a very attractive woman approaching. Name something specific that firemen do that you find kind of sexy. Name a place at work you would hide if you knew your boss was looking to fire someone. Tell me the last place you were when you lost your temper. Name something every woman should know how to do for herself.
Name something you should never try to get off of while it's moving. Name a way a woman knows her date is going in for a kiss. If your belly button was as deep as a pouch, what would you carry around in it? If a grown man had a treehouse, name something he'd have in it that a kid wouldn't. Name something you hope grandpa doesn't do at the Thanksgiving table. If you had to hide a dead body in your house, where would you put it? Although he won't admit it, what might a man rather do with his mom than his wife?
Name a reason Old MacDonald decided to sleep in the barn. Name something a squirrel might have nightmares about. Name a place a woman would not want to have to pick her man up from. Name a pet the farmer's kids hope isn't served for dinner. Name a children's game adults play in the bedroom. If you literally had a bug up your behind, which kind would be the worst kind? My man is such a dog, I'm surprised he doesn't tinkle on what? Where's the worst place on the body to get a bee sting?
Name something a woman is wearing that causes her to say, "I'm hot. Name something that gets you more excited than being with a woman. Name a reason some women prefer inflatable dolls to real men. Name a place you'd be offended your man went with his mother instead of you. Name someone famous whose buttocks are too big to fail. Name something a woman might do to a man's face.
Grandma might say, "Whenever grandpa gets cranky, I just give him" what? If you're job hunting, name something you shouldn't be wearing in your Facebook photos. Name something your lover does to ruin the mood of taking a romantic bath together. If two toddlers got into a fight at a day care, name something they might use as a weapon. Name something of King Kong's that's really long. Name something you'd be embarrassed to say you got your hand caught in.
Name an excuse a husband gives his wife for why his name turned up on a dating website. Name an animal whose behind reminds you of your wife's behind.
Name a fattening food you've thrown away and then tried to retrieve from the trash. Name something you'd expect to see inside a police car. Name something a man saves from an ex-girlfriend that he'll give to a new girlfriend. Name something a mother might pick out for her adult son. Name an activity where you're known for your great moves. Name something that's hard to get off your shoes. When your husband is late, name a place you track the bum down. Fill in the blank: For a man to look good bald, he's got to have a nice what?
Name something you might tell your best friend to get rid of for her own good. Name something specific Tarzan does that's even starting to get on Cheetah's nerves. If my man was any hairier, he'd look like a what? What do you think of when you hear the word "root"?
Name a kind of place where you see a lot of lonely guys. Name something you'd do every day if Steve Harvey was your husband.
Name a food or drink with the word "jack" in it. Name a good place to find a bad boy. The last time I cried in public was at what? Name something you gave up control of when you got married. Name the occupation of someone who tells you you're in good hands. Other than a woman, name something a man might refer to as a thing of beauty. Name something people try to get out of by pretending they're sick. Name something a stripper hopes doesn't happen as she swings around the dance pole.
Name something you'd hope your wife doesn't continue to do for as long as you both shall live. Name a job you shouldn't do if you're afraid of heights. Name something you'd love to have a handful of right now. Name a place where you could lose your shirt. If a fish is out of water, name something it might be on. Besides photographs, name something specific that gets framed.
Other than turkey, name something else that people stuff on Thanksgiving. Name something a car thief runs out of when being chased by the police. Name something on your desk you shouldn't use to clean your ears. Name something that can empty a room in seconds. Name something a woman wears that she could use as a weapon. Tell me something you can do yourself at home a lot cheaper than having it done elsewhere. Name something a person might have on their shoulder. I like a bald guy's head to be as smooth as what?
Name something with a motor that's a necessity. Name a place you never want to hear someone say, "Brace yourself. Name something that superstitious people think brings them good luck. Tell me the activity you'd think of when I say, "It takes two.
Name something you will never throw away no matter how ratty it gets. You just found out you're related to Steve Harvey. What might you ask him for? Name something of yours you hope will be in good working condition for many years. Name an important occasion you'd hate to realize was yesterday.
Name something that might be made out of rubber. Tell me an animal that probably snores when it sleeps. Name something an airplane has that a car doesn't have.
Name something specific Colonel Sanders probably brought with him to heaven. Name something grandpa complains that grandma never wears anymore. Name something you might place both of your hands on at the same time. Name something that gets hard when it gets cold. Name something a dumb guy might super glue to his body so it won't come off. Name something you stick your hand into that would cause you to panic if it got stuck there.
In your life, name something someone has thrown at you. Name a place where crying is never a good idea. Name a word that rhymes with "teeny. Name something you put your foot in. A POOL. Name a meat you carve at the table. Give me a word that rhymes with "tube. Fill in the blank: You're in deep what? Real or fictional, name a famous Sanders. Name a color of marshmallow Peeps. Name another word for "pancake. A FISH. A JOB. Name something that might be going around.
Name something that rises in the morning. Name something a clown has that's floppy. Name something you find in a well. Tell me something that gets stuck in a tree. A COW. Name something a person takes off. Name a building that has many beds in it. Give me a word that rhymes with "moose. Name something that comes in a basket. Name something a centerfold model might catch.
Name a place where you hear a bell ringing. A CARD. Name something that follows the word "roller. Name something a plumber uses to do his job. Name something that has scales. A CAR. Name something people hide under the mattress.
A BIKE. Name something that gets decorated. Name something babies are born without. Name something a hospital nurse might turn on. Name a word that starts with "temp. Name something that has a hole in the middle. Fill in the blank: Oh, my aching what? Name something that gets tangled. Name something that goes flat. Fill in the blank: Pull my what? What's the opposite of straight? Name something that the sun does. Name something you make at home. A MESS. Name something people check out of. Name something that's cold and hard.
Name a card game that's popular with children. Name something that's better when it's fresh. Fill in the blank: Walk the what? Give me a word that rhymes with "cookie. Name a car that's named after an animal. Name something a woman loads. Name a place men behave badly. Name something people know about beavers. Name a fruit a bald man's head reminds you of. Name a holiday when the roads are jam-packed. Fill in the blank: I cry at what? Name something a person might slip into.
A COMA. Name something some men always carry. Name something that gets mixed.
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