What if historical figures had facebook

Hey guys, has anyone ever been to Elba? They're sending me there next week. They say I need a vacation. Are the beaches any good?

How cold does it get in the evenings? Do I need to bring a sweater? Josephine doesn't want to go but that's okay cause I'm kinda looking forward to meeting some -- wink, wink -- babes.

Had a great dinner last night. The whole gang was there -- Jesus, Mark, Judas, John, etc. I ordered short ribs to die for! For some reason, Judas was kinda weird. The service was good, but the poor waiter had to stand around for 10 minutes while we divvied up the check between the 12 of us.

I have to make a speech at Gettysburg next week, but I don't know how to start it. Mary says it's always wise to begin a speech with a joke to get the audience's attention, but I'm not sure that's appropriate, 'cause it's gotta be kind of a eulogy thing.

Can anyone suggest a joke? I went to the zoo yesterday. Love the chimpanzees!!!! One of them threw some poop at me ha, ha , and it suddenly occurred to me that they look kinda human, only with more hair and stuff.

Nah, that's probably just my crazy imagination. If this keeps up, Adams will surely drive me nuts. Today, he suggested that we "liven" up the declaration with some cartoons. Here I am, attempting to write a serious political thingie and this dork is only concerned with sales.

Moses came to visit again. What have I done to deserve this friggin' dude? This is not cool. I mean, haven't I got enough trouble just trying to get these pyramids to look right? Fine, turn the Nile to blood, see if I care.

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Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process. Report this User Report this user for behavior that violates our Community Guidelines. Send Report. Abraham Lincoln. Christopher Columbus. Adolf Hitler. Julius Caesar. Genghis Khan.

Arthur Wellesley, how dare you call me short? At least I don't wear stupid looking shoes Napoleon Bonaparte. Grigori Rasputin.

Butch Cassidy. Leonardo da Vinci. Theodore Roosevelt. Tiger Woods.